Boxed Urtle - A Mörk Borg monster

Boxed Urtle

HP - | Morale - | Armor - | Attack - (see below)

Boxed Urtle's love to surprise unsuspecting adventures by hiding in barrels, crates, and especially chests and leaping out to attack when their container is opened. Boxed Urtle's posses the ability to transform their physical appearance based on psychic fear energy they have absorbed from their victims.

To determine the form and stats of a Boxed Urtle roll d666 on the table bellow. (To highlight the different forms a Boxed Urtle can take the table below is a d166. Future posts will contain the rest of the chart.)

1. Humanoid
1. Mostly Human | HP 6 | Morale 6 | Armor: none | Attack: fists d4
1. Weeping blood | morale: +2
2. All hairs are thin tentacles | HP: +2 | special: DR12 Agility to avoid being grappled, DR12 Strength to escape grapple
3. Upside-down face | morale: +2
4. Bloated joints | HP: +4 | armor: bloated joints -d2
5. An ex-lover with fangs and claws | attack: fang, claws d8
6. Roll Twice
2. Woman giving birth to... | HP 4 | Morale - | Armor: none | Attack: -
1. Roll on the Humanoid/Mostly Human table above: it's a baby version of that
2. Nothing | special: after giving birth the woman attacks with the stats of a Scvm
3. The next Misery | special: activate the next Misery
4. 10,000 teeth | special: the 10,000 Teeth immediately begins to devour the woman, she encourages her child
5. Your doppelgänger | special: an exact replica (stats and gear included) of whomever opened the container is birthed and attacks their counterpart
6. A woman giving birth to... | special: roll another entry on the Boxed Urtle table to determine what this second woman is giving birth to
3. A child-sized thing | HP 4 | Morale 6 | Armor: none | Attack: fists d4
1. Giggles and razor blades | morale +2 | attack: razor d6
2. Bulging, too big eyes and the voice of an angle | special: when the child-sized thing begins to sing all within hearing must make a DR14 Presence test or become enthralled; DR14 Presence test to brake enchantment
3. Calls you mommy, needs to feed | special: the child-sized thing bonds to whomever opened the container, DR14 Presence test to avoid reciprocating the bond
4. Carries an undead doll for comfort | the undead doll protects the child-sized thing
5. A baby troll | like troll but HP and damage are halved (HP 16 | Fist d6)
6. It's you in your youth, before all your poor decisions | special: the child-sized thing is the adolescent version of whomever opened the container longing for the guidance the adult version never received
4. Large, disembodied floating human head | HP 5 | Morale 7 | Armor: none | Attack: headbutt d4 
1. With more teeth than can fit | attack: bite d6
2. That foretells your doom | special: the head speaks the downfall of whomever opened the container, DR14 Presence test to avoid existential crisis
3. That knows three random unclean spells | morale: +2
4. That screams | attack: sonic blast d8 + special: blast causes severe ear ringing, cannot hear for d6+3 minutes
5. That looks deep into your eyes; are you the head now? | special: whomever opened the container must pass a DR14 Presence test or they cannot tell the difference between themself and the head; this lasts until the head is destroyed
6. That quickly floats out of reach and watches you forever more | special: the head forever follows and watches whomever opened the container
5. Charred goblin | HP 6 | Morale 7 | Ropy skin -d2 | Knife d4
1. Oozing wounds | HP: -2 | morale: +3
2. Stomach an open pit
3. Flames for a head | HP +4 | special: DR12 Agility test or catch on fire
4. Endless crying and screaming
5. Cracking, popping bones
6. Dead | special: the goblin is dead
6. Human with extra parts | HP 6 | Morale 6 | Armor: none | Attack: fists d4
1. Extra arms | special: attacks twice
2. Extra legs | attack: kick d4
3. Extra heads
4. Extra mouths | attack: bite d6 | special: attacks twice
5. Extra bones | armor: so many bones -d4
6. Roll twice